Ed Warren: You slung it? If you don't bring that holy water back, we're going to perform exorcism on you!
Voice: Ha, ha, ha.
Ed Warren: Do you want me to bring a priest in here?
Voice: Yeah, all right. Bring 'im in. I'll kick 'im in the backside.
Ed Warren: What would you say if the Blessed Mother told you to leave, Fred?
Voice: Yecccch. Ugh.
Ed Warren: Do you know what this is Fred? What do you see?
Voice: Uh . . . a cross.
Ed Warren: That's right, a cross. That cross means your days are numbered here.
Voice: I'm gonna chop somebody's head off.
Ed Warren: The next time I come back here, Fred, you'd better be gone. Because the next time I come I'm bringing a very powerful exorcist with me, someone you won't want to mess with.
Voice: (There is a long lull.) Ed. Ed. Ed . . . Ed . . . Ed-ward.
Ed Warren: What is it, Fred?
Voice: Let's play exorcist. Go get the holy water. . . .
(TRANSCRIBER'S NOTEd: THIS IS THE END OF THE 'INTERROGATION' TRANSCRIPT FROM THE DEMONOLOGIST.)
2005 Addendum to Tape #764 – here is a corrected transcription of a portion of the preceding based on a clearer source.
V: I want you to tell me whether you remember what happened to you when you died? Just before you died and just after you died.
Ed: Thursday before I died, I'd — I went blind. Then I had a hemorrhage and I fell asleep. And I died in a chair in the corner downstairs.
V: Did any friends go with you?
Ed: Yes, all of them. All my dogs. 68 dogs.
V: And what do you got 68 dogs for?
Ed: So that hey they can protect me from you killing me . . .
V: How can we kill you, Bill?
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